Prose and Cognition: The Neurodiversity Train


At the crossroads of a train station 

Embarking on a new journey

New people, new languages, new cities, 

Oh, what adventures excite me! 

Overwhelmed with choices, I turn to the station master, 

And to me he whispers inaudibly, 


“If you crave the calm 

Then I suggest train one

Awaiting you an underground city

Of rich culture and restoration


“The brass entry gates built upon its city’s birth

Remain more polished than your shoes 

Every building adorns a clock 

So everyday citizens can continue to peruse 

On their everyday schedule 

No sign, no time, nothing askew” 


“Your interactions will be brief 

With the inhabitants of this city, 

With all the doe-eyed but dull-brained 

And yet none sitting pretty

As everyday is Halloween

For these unique folks, 

Bearing exotic masks and costumes

Even Ru Paul’s Drag Race put to shame 

Of jealousy, for their attire evokes

Despite this rich city of performers

Outsiders spurn them, the butt of their jokes”  


The train master took a breath and amplified his voice, 

“Train two is another option

If you seek a nice getaway, 

Hidden off on a sandy island 

Full of the self-examined, 

The Determined, 

The Disciplined 


“The Inhabitants are quiet

Do not make a fuss

The Inhabitants keep their heads down 

And their lively orchestras a plus”


There’s just one problem 

This island always rains, 

No island floods more 

Over shore

No crops flourish, no greens nor grains, 

The Inhabitants shlep around with big brain drains, 

Yet their persistence to thrive remains” 


The station master puffed out his chest and bellowed,

“Or you can take train three

To the city of turmoil and uproar

The restless city, disco fever 24/7 

Brightly colored ads blast from hologram screens 

You can always find a nice coffee spot

At morning or evening, 

And the inhabitants- oh, a wild bunch! 

Adorn the busses with vivid graffiti

And their scientific prowess rivals no other  

Traversing on flying bikes or parading talking kites, 

As risky as they seem, 

Regardless of the buses that seldom run timely,

There is no other group more dedicated 

And driven to succeed”


The station master sighed. 

“Or, you can take train four. 

Your destination to a place

With everyone the same kind 

But perhaps mundane, you may find


“Steel-enforced minds, their unwritten rules 

Govern a society of smart fellows and fools 

They greet one another in tightly covert riddles 

And rhymes not primed 

For anyone outside, 

They’re an algebraic equation unsolved 

Once you enter, you can’t turn around 

Because you’ll turn complacent 

And mold to the crowd”  


So without hesitation

I boarded train four

No guilt, no penitence

No remorse in store


The next time you stand at a train station

I challenge you to consider 

Will you board this train 

Or pivot your destination 

And perhaps meet new perspectives on your way?


Author’s Note on the inspiration behind this poem: This poem was inspired by my experiences as a rising scientist with Autism. Despite completing the same or more work, STEM professionals with disabilities are not given the same opportunities for success. This is systemic ableism, a pervasive and unfortunately extremely common issue in academia and higher education. This (slightly satirical) poem is intended to demonstrate some of the everyday cognitive biases against people of diverse neurotypes, and encourage the reader to reconsider that traits associated with neurodiversity are not something to avoid, but rather traits that should be celebrated and considered part of natural human diversity.